{"product_id":"one-off-cake-stand-1","title":"SECONDS - ONE OFF Cake Stand - SLICE IT THICK, LIKE I ENJOY A BIG DICK","description":"\u003ch4\u003eSLIGHT SECONDS - due to a bit of a wonk.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe One-Off Cake Stand \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSLICE IT THICK, LIKE I ENJOY A BIG DICK 🍰😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell, if you're going to demolish an entire cake, you might as well serve it on something fabulous!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis absolute beauty is a one-off, handmade ceramic cake stand, individually wheel-thrown and made in the studio while we've been experimenting with new designs. We're currently in the designing stages for some new butter and cheese dishes, and these little one-off creations are the result of us having a play around with shapes, sizes and ideas along the way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome pieces make it out of the studio and become available to buy, and this cheeky little number is ready to find its forever home!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce it's gone, it's gone. There won't be another one like it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing the gloriously offensive wording \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSLICE IT THICK, LIKE I ENJOY A BIG DICK \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this stand is perfect for displaying your favourite cakes, showing off your baking skills or publicly shaming whoever's been sneaking slices when nobody's looking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're serving up a homemade Victoria sponge, a ridiculous chocolate cake or a shop-bought cake you're pretending you made yourself, this stand is guaranteed to bring a bit of sweary personality to your table.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Approximately 6.5cm high x 23.5cm wide. Please note that measurements may vary slightly due to the handmade nature of the piece.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWording:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e WHO ATE ALL THE CAKE, YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU ATE ALL THE CAKE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little note about handmade pottery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis cake stand has been individually wheel-thrown and hand-finished, so please expect some slight imperfections and variations. Handmade ceramics have their own little quirks, and no two pieces will ever be exactly the same. That's part of the charm of owning something made by hand!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs this is a one-off trial piece from our studio experiments, the cake stand you see in the photos is the exact one you'll receive. No duplicates, no repeats and absolutely no chance of getting another identical one later!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Iddy Biddy Titty Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68233456386197,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/1500\/3541\/files\/IMG_1831.jpg?v=1794328069","url":"https:\/\/iddybiddy.co.uk\/products\/one-off-cake-stand-1","provider":"Iddy Biddy Titty Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}