{"product_id":"tosspot-teapot-green","title":"Tosspot Teapot - Green","description":"\u003ch3\u003eTOSSPOT TEAPOT 🍵🍆\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis handmade teapot for two features a rather inappropriate little surprise for a spout, a fully formed dick and balls, because who doesn't want their afternoon brew served from a knob? 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because we clearly hadn’t gone far enough, the lid proudly declares TOSSPOT.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach teapot is handmade from stoneware clay and individually hand glazed, meaning every one will have its own little quirks and character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTea-loving perverts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour favourite tosser\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA very questionable housewarming gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who thinks their teapot collection needs considerably more balls\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eServing tea while simultaneously questioning your life choices\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e this is a teapot designed for two people, because apparently one person being served tea from a penis wasn't enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery piece is handmade, so the exact teapot you receive may differ slightly from the one pictured. The design, proportions and general level of ridiculousness will remain the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade stoneware ceramic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand glazed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for two\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes one extremely unnecessary penis spout\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍆\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTea never looked so fucking inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAll items are lovingly made in my little studio in Lincolnshire, UK. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease expect some slight imperfections as every piece is hand made and hand glazed. Each piece is unique and no mug, pot, and sculpture etc will be the same.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Iddy Biddy Titty Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48028738715797,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/1500\/3541\/files\/IMG_0324.jpg?v=1789811871","url":"https:\/\/iddybiddy.co.uk\/products\/tosspot-teapot-green","provider":"Iddy Biddy Titty Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}