Tosspot Teapot - Green

TOSSPOT TEAPOT 🍵🍆

This handmade teapot for two features a rather inappropriate little surprise for a spout, a fully formed dick and balls, because who doesn't want their afternoon brew served from a knob? 😂

And because we clearly hadn’t gone far enough, the lid proudly declares TOSSPOT.

Each teapot is handmade from stoneware clay and individually hand glazed, meaning every one will have its own little quirks and character.

Perfect for:

• Tea-loving perverts

• Your favourite tosser

• A very questionable housewarming gift

• Anyone who thinks their teapot collection needs considerably more balls

• Serving tea while simultaneously questioning your life choices

Please note: this is a teapot designed for two people, because apparently one person being served tea from a penis wasn't enough.

Every piece is handmade, so the exact teapot you receive may differ slightly from the one pictured. The design, proportions and general level of ridiculousness will remain the same.

Handmade stoneware ceramic
Hand glazed
Made for two
Includes one extremely unnecessary penis spout 🍆

Tea never looked so fucking inappropriate.

 All items are lovingly made in my little studio in Lincolnshire, UK. 

Please expect some slight imperfections as every piece is hand made and hand glazed. Each piece is unique and no mug, pot, and sculpture etc will be the same.